The Mark(ings) of Zorro
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken
 
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And finally, here are a few books I might recommend for your edification and amazement.


 
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Sunday, July 06, 2003

by El Zorro Viejo (aka; Jim)

Still Playing Catch-up
 
The saga of the squirrel invasion continues apace. Last weekend we had the entry points used by the nasty little beasts repaired. The gentleman who did the work did a lovely job and we were thrilled with the results. Until Tuesday. Tuesday we heard what sounded like gnawing coming from the wall in my office. Wednesday I put out peanuts in the basement. Thursday they were gone. We have tenant(s). So, that afternoon I put out the borrowed Hav-a-Hart trap, and I baited it with peanuts. Damn squirrel(s) ate the peanuts without triggering the trap. I oiled all the working parts (to make sure that they were now on a hair trigger!) and rebaited the trap with an apple coated with peanut butter and with peanuts stuck in to add to the desireability of the treat. I also left a peanut or two lying near the trap to get the freeloader(s) in close...didn't work. They took the peanuts and didn't get near the apple bait. The war continues!


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