The Mark(ings) of Zorro
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken
 
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And finally, here are a few books I might recommend for your edification and amazement.


 
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Friday, June 27, 2003

by El Zorro Viejo (aka; Jim)

Two more words: Air Conditioning
 
Last week it was wet and cold. For the record, this has been one of the wettest and coolest Junes in New Jersey in many, many years. (I heard the actual stats on the tube the other day, but failed to transfer them to my long term memory...either that or my mind is going to pot faster than I thought it was...) It really bugs me when some of my more conservative friends use this as an arguement against Global Warming. I keep telling them that Global Warming means that more energy is in the system and that it doesn't mean that local temps necessarily have to increase. Of course, if the warming continues, the tropics will be hotter and, eventually, Cape Cod will be sporting palm trees--at least those portions which are not drowned by the rising sea level caused by the melting of the polar ice caps. But those or things my great-great grandchildren will have to deal with, I think.
 
As I was saying, last week was cold and wet. This week has been really, really hot. Monday we turned on the A/C. Nada! Zip! So we called the nice A/C people who promised to send somebody out the next morning. Tuesday arrived and so did the A/C guy. The downstairs problem was an easy fix. (Somehow the emergency switch had been thrown on the cellar furnace which caused the thermostat not to work. I didn't think of anything so basic.) The upstairs unit was another story. When the A/C guy got here, the compressor was running, albeit very inefficiently, but running none-the-less. At one point, we turned the unit off. It would not turn on again. Seems that the motor's coils had picked just this instant to overheat and short out. It was given A/C last rites and the circuit breaker was ceremoniously thrown to prevent us accidentally starting a fire or something. The soonest a sales rep can show up at our front door (at least from this company) will be July 8th. If I hit the lottery tonight, we'll have somebody installing a new unit tomorrow morning. Otherwise, the 8th might suffice. My fear is that between now and the time the installers show up, it will be unbearably hot, and then, thereafter, it will be one cold front, with attendent storms, after another with the end result being that both the A/C and the pool get used a total of 5 days. It would be just my luck!


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